Some dark humor

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

Why do black woman make good housewives?
...Built in Brillo.

What do you say to a black man in uniform?
..."I'll have a Big Mac with fries and a coke."

What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
...Unemployment.

How can you spot a Black masochist?
...He's the one working for a living.

What do you call a nigger in a bus going over a cliff.
...A waste, there are 30 empty seats.

What do you call a nigger with a gun?
...Sir.

Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
...It's called "Shonuff".

What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play-Doh ?
...Fresh dog shit.

Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
...You put it on the front of your car.

How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
...Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.

How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
...He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

[† The Revd]

On Fri, 18 Aug 2023 17:45:33 -0400, Klaus Schadenfreude

Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Why do black woman make good housewives?
...Built in Brillo.
What do you say to a black man in uniform?
..."I'll have a Big Mac with fries and a coke."
What is a nigger's favorite anti-perspirant?
...Unemployment.
How can you spot a Black masochist?
...He's the one working for a living.
What do you call a nigger in a bus going over a cliff.
...A waste, there are 30 empty seats.
What do you call a nigger with a gun?
...Sir.
Hear about the black version of "Shogun"?
...It's called "Shonuff".
What do poor nigger kids use instead of Play-Doh ?
...Fresh dog shit.
Hear about the new bumper sticker that says "Run, Jesse, Run"?
...You put it on the front of your car.
How do you get a black kid to take a shower?
...Open a fire hydrant, and start selling crack on the other side.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
...He promised to create jobs for them if elected.

Yup.

Indeed.

Is there any, doubt?

Right on, all counts.

He sure, did.

No doubt, about it.

You got, THAT right!
--
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus admits he got
no life AT ALL outside stalking on THE Usenet!
"Frankly, if he were gone, I wouldn't know what to do here."
Message-ID: <FCOQt.107901$***@fx13.fr7>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus, defending his fellow
Grik sodomite the Grikboxer® and under the delusion that he's
been able to grow a pair: "You'd have to get past me first,"
Message-ID: <LOOQt.337647$***@fx08.fr7>

Yet more proof that the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
thinks he got a pair: "Just to let you know: ANYONE who "befriends"
the subnormal swine will have to deal with me! Get ready, bitch!"
Message-ID: <FHg6t.166438$***@newsfe07.iad>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus STILL seems to think
he got a pair: "Which will NEVER happen! You'd have to get past
me first, poor psycho! LOL"
Message-ID: <MCSIu.1$***@fx32.fr7>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus having still MORE delusions
about growing a pair: "If ANYONE dared to grab me by the neck
like that he'd get my fist in his face."
Message-ID: <qeilfu$iog$***@gioia.aioe.org>

In spite of all the evidence, the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
STILL has delusions about growing a pair!
"What kind of other-worldly pussies (men?) are you all? If someone
would dare to grab me by the back of my neck like that and push me
around, my instinctive, AUTOMATIC reaction would be to knock him in
the face! NOBODY is allowed to do that to ANYONE!"
Message-ID: <qfnPE.73303$***@usenetxs.com>

Best of all! From the Foreskin Peeler's doctoral dissertation in divinity,
'University' of Salonica (1992): "The jew g-d is your g-d's dad."

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

[Default] A glue-huffing pedophile nazoid typed:

Do you know that as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in
the river Passau by a local priest?
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if
priests could just keep their hands off kids.

What grades did Hitler get in art school?
Not C’s.

What did they call Hitler when he swam?
Adolfin.

What was Adolf Hitler’s favorite computer game?
Mein Kraft.

What do Hitler and EA have in common?
Well, they both fucked up on Battlefront.

Yo mama so fat, they started calling her Hitler at the strip club for
all the damage she did to the Poles.

How did Hitler keep his shoelaces from coming untied?
Little knotsies.

Stalin asked Hitler if he wants to hear a joke.
Hitler says, “Yes.”
Stalin then says, “Moscow.” Hitler replies with “I don’t get it?”
Stalin laughs for a long time and says, “And you never will.”

What’s the difference between a cow and Hitler jokes?
You can’t milk the cow after 12 years.

Why does Hitler hate golf?
He always ends up stuck in a bunker.

In 1941, Hans, a young German boy, was listening to the radio.
Over the radio, Hitler announced that Germany was now going to war
with the United States.
“Father, where is the United States,” Hans asked.
His father pointed at a map of North America.
“Aren’t we currently at war with Russia? Where might that be,” he
questioned his father.
The man pointed towards the Soviet Union.
“And I’m told we’re also at war with the British Empire. Where is
that?”
The father pointed out all of the territories owned by the British.
“Where is Germany again, Father?”
He pointed to their home country in Central Europe.
Hans pondered this information for a second. “One last question,
Father.”
“Yes?”
“Has Hitler seen this map?”

What is Hitler’s favorite thing to eat?
Not seafood.

What do you call a homeless Hitler?
A roofless dictator.

A man goes into the streets of Moscow and yells, “I am tired of this
guy with a silly mustache and stupid rules being a leader!”
A soldier heard him, so he goes and catches him, later he brings the
man to Stalin. The soldier says to Stalin what happened and Stalin
asks the man, “Who were you thinking about when you yelled in the
streets?”
The man responds, “Of course, I was thinking about Hitler!”
Stalin lets him go but then he stops the soldier and says, “Who were
YOU thinking about?”

What’s Hitler’s least favorite planet?
Jewpiter.

What has more brains than Hitler?
The wall behind him.

Did you know that Adolph Hitler was secretly bald?
His closest allies reported he wore an Herr piece.

What was Hitler’s favorite letter?
Definitely Not-Z.

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Hitler blew an 11 country lead,
During World War 2.

What was Hitlers 4 digit PIN number?
9999.

Why doesn’t Hitler take cabs?
He is more of an Ubermensch.

What do you call Hitler speeding?
The Fast and the Fuherous.

Where was Hitler’s bathroom?
Third door on the reich.

Hitler went to a fortune teller and asked her, “On what day will I
die?”
The fortune teller assured him that he would die on a Jewish holiday.
“Why are you so sure of that?” demanded Hitler.
“Any day”, she replied, “on which you die will be a Jewish holiday.”

[† The Revd]

On Fri, 18 Aug 2023 16:02:47 -0700, jew a"h and non-white inferiorist
Klaun

Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Do you know that as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in
the river Passau by a local priest?
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if
priests could just keep their hands off kids.

<Lame jokes b'rissed>

How many jews can you get in a Volkswagen Bug? Six, and another
twenty in the ashtray.
--
The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus admits he got
no life AT ALL outside stalking on THE Usenet!
"Frankly, if he were gone, I wouldn't know what to do here."
Message-ID: <FCOQt.107901$***@fx13.fr7>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus, defending his fellow
Grik sodomite the Grikboxer® and under the delusion that he's
been able to grow a pair: "You'd have to get past me first,"
Message-ID: <LOOQt.337647$***@fx08.fr7>

Yet more proof that the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
thinks he got a pair: "Just to let you know: ANYONE who "befriends"
the subnormal swine will have to deal with me! Get ready, bitch!"
Message-ID: <FHg6t.166438$***@newsfe07.iad>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus STILL seems to think
he got a pair: "Which will NEVER happen! You'd have to get past
me first, poor psycho! LOL"
Message-ID: <MCSIu.1$***@fx32.fr7>

The Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus having still MORE delusions
about growing a pair: "If ANYONE dared to grab me by the neck
like that he'd get my fist in his face."
Message-ID: <qeilfu$iog$***@gioia.aioe.org>

In spite of all the evidence, the Illiterate Foreskin Peeling Grik anus
STILL has delusions about growing a pair!
"What kind of other-worldly pussies (men?) are you all? If someone
would dare to grab me by the back of my neck like that and push me
around, my instinctive, AUTOMATIC reaction would be to knock him in
the face! NOBODY is allowed to do that to ANYONE!"
Message-ID: <qfnPE.73303$***@usenetxs.com>

Best of all! From the Foreskin Peeler's doctoral dissertation in divinity,
'University' of Salonica (1992): "The jew g-d is your g-d's dad."

[Klaus Schadenfreude]

On Sat, 19 Aug 2023 01:24:58 +0100, † The Revd

Post by † The Revd
On Fri, 18 Aug 2023 16:02:47 -0700, jew a"h and non-white inferiorist
Klaun

Post by Klaus Schadenfreude
Do you know that as a 4-year-old, Hitler was saved from drowning in
the river Passau by a local priest?
Goes to show once more that a lot of problems would be solved if
priests could just keep their hands off kids.

<Lame jokes b'rissed>
How many jews can you get in a Volkswagen Bug? Six, and another
twenty in the ashtray.

q: How do you get a jewish girls number
a: Roll up her sleeve